Be it a sad day or a day of celebration, depending upon how often you masturbate, ding dong the bitch is dead... Anna Nicole Smith that is.
Hate to say it, Anna, but it looks like your stepson-older-than-you-by-almost-30-years will be getting his daddy's $$... oh, wait, he died in June! Maybe your son'll get it... oh, that's right, he died in ( Read more... )

A huge congratulations to demiakumu and sephirajo on the birth of their new daughter yesterday! More info when I have it (or when they post in on their LJs)! We'll be going to see 'em all today...

memori_lain finished her taxation online and has $$ coming back (yay!)... unfortunately, because I worked approximately 0 hours last year I have just as much money coming to me as ( Read more... )

memori_lain and I both got haircuts today (finally, in my case), but before the "needwhenable" haircuts happened, she had an important clinic visit...
at least, important to us. What with a spawnling having been baking an approximate 5 months, we now know the answer to The QuestionIs it an Erix or a Clio? Because not everyone wants to know, I'm going to be ( Read more... )

Serial child rapist in St. Paul? Unfortunately, yes, the latest rape a 13-year old girl who was choked then dragged into an alley.
This is sick shit and although I know it won't happen, this asshole should be tortured beyond the way he's tortured these little girls so far.
Kids, if you have friends, stick with 'em and go to one home together so ( Read more... )

Friday
sephirajo turns 26 today!
National Brownie Day
Take It In The Ear Day

Satyr's Day
National Pastry Day

Sunday38 Calendar Months (3 Years + 2 Months ( Read more... )

Midway through the week gives us Clean Your Refrigerator Day, America Recycles Day, and National Philanthropy Day.

4,700 motorists cited in a statewide sweep on seat belts last month, along with 131 improperly using child restraints in their vehicles. Shouldn't our law enforcement always be ticketing for this, after all, it's illegal! Get the ( Read more... )

It's the last weekend before the new year, so here's your weekend holidays ( Read more... )

Today is... Mule Day. Oh, the excitement. Whatever shall I do...? How about some news, neh ( Read more... )

Today brings us Evaluate Your Life Day. Good luck with that!

An internet message has been going around stating radiological bombs (aka "dirty bombs") to go off at stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, Oakland, Cleveland, and Seattle (where the Vikings will be playing) this Sunday. The Gov'mt's reich, Homeland Security, has viewed the ( Read more... )

Happy 28th birthday to "Auntie Mu-Mu," and it would've been my elder sis Jax's 40th birthday (wow ( Read more... )