i came for you, for you, i came for you, but you did not need my urgency.
my fucking cat fucking jumped out my fucking window and onto the fucking little roof awning-like thingawhosit.
after opening the fucking door to my room, to gain access to the fucking open window in the first place.
it's okay, though, i climbed up the trellis things on the side of the building and got him back. and then nearly had a heart attack. holy shit! also, in the course of this rescue, i managed to spill cat food all over myself and now i smell like meat. i scrubbed vigorously, but i still want to vomit. i'm glad wash is a vegan for the most part. we just keep these cans of food around in case he starts to go blind and we have to quick stuff him full of tuarine. also, apparently, in case he jumps out the window without first formulating a plan to get down and i have to distract him long enough to climb up and lift him off the roof and nutritional yeast just won't cut it.
after opening the fucking door to my room, to gain access to the fucking open window in the first place.
it's okay, though, i climbed up the trellis things on the side of the building and got him back. and then nearly had a heart attack. holy shit! also, in the course of this rescue, i managed to spill cat food all over myself and now i smell like meat. i scrubbed vigorously, but i still want to vomit. i'm glad wash is a vegan for the most part. we just keep these cans of food around in case he starts to go blind and we have to quick stuff him full of tuarine. also, apparently, in case he jumps out the window without first formulating a plan to get down and i have to distract him long enough to climb up and lift him off the roof and nutritional yeast just won't cut it.