What moron named them jet-skis? Don't be silly.

As spoken by a coworker; it was clear from context that she did in fact mean a word combining CORRELATE + COALESCE [+ ESSENCE ( Read more... )

Hee hee hee, youthamisms.

Courtesy of the Eggcorns Database: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/

Oh, there are just so many good ones.