This holiday always makes things difficult for me. Everyone's all lovey-dovey and sweet. It's not very fun.

Unnecessary events Down Under, the least of which on why I wear sunglasses. Bugger it.

Have sent a message to the universe that Aziraphale needs to meet with me NOW. We'll see.

Found my mobile. Apologies for not making an appearance at the camping trip, but got swamped by two demons in the meantime.

Mobile has walked off. Am using web-based Twitter at the moment. Also, hello, Twitter. Glad to see my invention going to such great use.