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Patrick Stump uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

Patrick Stump has written every great work of fiction and poetry. He was just too humbled and let his friends take the credit.

Patrick Stump is the Burger King

Patrick stump once caught a mew but he decided to let it go since it was annoying

Patrick Stump is the only infallible earthly authority. The pope calls for advice.

Patrick Stump once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.