WTF? I am soooo LAME
Name: Alana
birthday: 8/25/1977
sign: Virgo
age: 27
sex: of course
locatoin: naptown, biatch
school: IUPUI
glasses/contacts: Glasses
braces: Never
fat/skinny: monsterous
tall/short: Average
do you like ketchup: no
do you like mustard: Yes
do you like mayonaise: No
do you like pickles: yup
do you like boys or girls: both
do you like pickle relish (yuck): Yes
do you like chicken: Yes
do you like spinach: no
do you have any sibling: Yes
what are their names: April, Anna, Andrea, and Joshua
how old are they: 24, died at 18, 17, and 23
do you have any pets: Yes
what are their names: Link, Omalley, Penelope, Cary, Jupiter
what kind of pets are they: Snake, 3 Cats, dog
do you like school: sometimes
if you could choose anyone to rule the world who would you choose: Will
do you like pokemon: fuck no
do you talk to voices in your head: Sometimes
do they tell you to do stuff: Sometimes
do you listen: Sometimes
have you ever had wet dreams about someone: yup
how often do you talk on the phone: I work on the phone
how often do you surf the web: Too often
how often do you hang out with friends: Not often enough
do you have a bf/gf: No
do you love them: ...
have you ever loved anyone: no
have you ever made-out with someone: Duh
are you loopy: i dont think so...
have you ever broke any bones: Yes
if so, which ones: my clavical, 4 ribs, my nose twice, my jaw, and my tailbone 3 times
how often do you shower: only on holidays
which group do you hang out with at school: there are groups? I never noticed..
do you get good grades: yeah
do you always get in trouble: who me??
do you get along with your parents: NO
are you gonna go to college: ummmm
who is your best girl friend: Gavin
who is your best boy friend: Will
who do you talk to the most on the phone: horny old men
who do you talk to the most on the net: Will, Chris, Crash,
do you like email or snail mail better: E-Mail
do you like gold or silver jewlry: Silver
have you ever prank called a 1-800 number: yup
have you ever tried to impress your crush and ended up embaressing yourself: yup
what are you most afraid of: mice
are you weird: indeed
how long does it take you to get ready for school: 10 minutes
do you have a crush: yes
what are there names: can't say
do they like you: probably not
do you sleep with one pillow or two: 5
do you like coffee: yup
if not, howz come:
what is the longest you have went out with someone: 3 years
do you regret it: all but Sierra
how do you know the person who sent this to you: I met him on here, he reads my hooker site...he's pretty cool, too ;)
Where...
where do you want to live? right now? anywhere but the us
is the most fun place to go? rock shows of course
do you want to meet your husband/wife? in bed
do you want to go heaven or hell? well, if this were a world of make believe, I'd have an easier time answering that...
do you want to get married? not sure
what...
Do you like to do? Go to shows
was the most fun retreat/trip you ever went on? Florida my Sr year HS spring break
friend is always there? Will, Gavin, Patrick
relative sends you the most money for christmas? Gram do you like about your church or school clique? WTF?do you want to be when you grow up? a rockstar
do you want your husbands name to be? are you retarded?
is your favorite sport? skating
is your favorite piece of clothing? My New Kids On The Block shirt
have you, in the last 24 hrs...
Cried? yes
gotten in major trouble? not to my knowlege
cut your hair? No
ate a meal? yes
hugged someone? yes
kissed someone? yes
made a new friend? yes
lost something? yes
have you ever...
Been so drunk you passed out? yes hehe
gone out in public in your pajamas? yes
had an imaginary friend? yes
cried during a chick flick? yes
owned a new kids on the block cd? yes
gotten in a car accident? Yes
liked someone so much you cried? Yes
cussed when your parents were around? Yes
told your sister/brother he/she was a bitch? Among choicer words, yes
sung in front of the mirror? Yes
made faces in the mirror? yup
spent more than one hour on your hair? no
sleep- walked talked in your sleep? why...yes...i have
watched a scary movie and couldn’t sleep all night? Nope
gone caroling? Yes
movies…
what is the funniest movie you ever saw? CKY4
what is the stupidest movie? pi
which movie could you watch over and over? Party Monster **kisses to Will**.
what was the last movie you saw? Matchstick Men
who do you go to the movies with? Will, my dad, Amanda
what movie mad you cry the most? My girl
did you like titanic? somewhat
if you were stranded on an island…
who would you take? Sierra, and Raven, and Will
who would you take if you only had two people you could bring? Sierra, and Raven
what three things would you bring? My guitar, a lighter, and a knife
what island would you want to be stranded on? I didn't relize I would have a choice in the matter
what animal would you kill for food? any and all
would you write on the sand “help!”? probably
would you panic or relax? both
would you ever...
Jump out of a plane? If I had to
kiss your best guy friend (or if you’re a guy girl friend)? yes
go bunjy jumping? Yes, learn to spell you pathetic moron
stay in your room for a whole day? Not even allowed to go to the bathroom? no
go in the snow without clothes? been there, done that
skinny dip? that too
drink salt water? no
touch road kill? done it
take a job even if it meant you’d be away from your guy? no
smile at your worst enemy? why?
play 8,000 bowling games in one night? I'd like to find out who wrote this and piss down their throat
go to reno to get married? sure
gamble? Why not?
bring shorts to minnesota? sure
have a make-out party? are you 10?
throw a party without your parents? I repeat the question...
go to a foreign country? yes
fly a plane? dont know
who.....
If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? My kids
if you had to go live in borneo for the rest of your life and you could take one person ? WHAT?
on this earth,who would you take? What does this question even mean?
who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? Will
if you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? The motherfucking doctor, you whore!
let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you pick? Will
what if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? Jello fucking Biafra
what......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? wank off
if all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? rocking
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change(personality and looks)? i would lose lotsa weight, and I would kick ass at guitar
what is your dream career? Being a fucking rockstar, didn't I already answer this?
what is the one thing you just have to do before you die? flash my 80 year old titties at a rock show
if you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be? DK, duh
what is the thing you care about most in your life? My kids, and music
which one......
Winter or summer? Summer
the beach or the mountains? Beach
pop or punk? Punk
rock or rap? Rock
new york or l.A.? LA
milk chocolate or dark chocolate? dark chocolate
dogs or cats? cats
britney or christina? Britney
leno or letterman? Leno
mtv or vh1? VH1
country or classical? Classical
day or night? Night
lake or ocean? Ocean
waffles or pancakes? pancakes
soccer or football? soccer
baseball or swimming? Baseball
chocolate or vanilla? Swirl
sugar or spice? Spice
grisham or canyon vista? How are these two related?
eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Please stand up
random....
If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? Michael in Party Monster
if you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? I'm not answering this
if you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars? Buy a house and become a foster parent, save for college for the kids, buy a car for each of us, put a million in savings, give the rest to my grandparents
what is the single most embarressing thing that has ever happened to you? When I was 16 and I told my (single) father that I thought I had an std...come to find out I was allergic to Latex
have you ever.....
Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? among other things
run into a wall? Yes.
sleep walked? yes, I already answered this
gone skinny-dipping? yes, I already answered this
kissed someone of the same sex? Yes, I already answered this
snuck out of the house at night? No, I already answered this
gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? Yes
laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Yes
started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow(alison)? Why couldn't I swallow Alison? Did she cry rape?
swallow a bug? Yes
have you ever actually kept a new year's resolution? yes
if so what was it?losing weight among more personal things
say a few things about the person who sent this too you..... He seems pretty cool
~*~*would you ever*~*~
eat bugs purposely? Yes, I already answered this
commit a crime? Absolutely, name one
change your religion? perhaps
lie to your parents? Yes
jump over a waterfall? HELL NO
change clothes in front of an open window? all the time
dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? yes
go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? Totally. I'd be adorable
sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? all the time
tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? I don't like older men...tehehehe
~*~*have you ever*~*~
lied to your parents about something really important? Important in the long run? yes
have your life threatened? Yes
stumbled across fbi secrets online? no
stayed up until the morning light talking online? No
made people give you really wierd glances? Yes
if yes, how? have you ever been anywhere with Will???
read a shakespeare play? Yes
talked in your sleep? yes, you fucktard, I already answered this before
what did you say? Spank me daddy, ive been bad
*Strange incoherent mumblings* Ooh yeah. . . Honk honk!
sung at a kareoke bar? No
**love/like**
who do i have a crush on: I answered this, how many braincells do you have???
who do you like: WTF
have you ever gone out with them: yes
have you ever kissed them: no
do you wanna kiss them: yeah
what is the farest you have gone with a guy/girl: You don't want to go there...
are you a virgin: ummm sure
** if you the oppisite sex fill out**
do you like me? No
have you ever liked me? No
have we ever gone out? No
do you want do go out with me? Would I get some?
are we friends.. Never
Friends w/ benifits.. Learn how to spell "benefits", then we'll 'talk'
Going out? No chance in Hell
which would you like to be out of the above? "Sorry, I must have lost your number."
do you want to kiss me? If it will shut you the fuck up
have we ever kissed? no thank goddess
if so am i a good kisser?
how far have we gone? too far
do you wish we went further?burn in hell
How much further? burnt to a crisp
do you think we will go out in the future? Not after seeing your grammar
how far do you think i have gone? too far
birthday: 8/25/1977
sign: Virgo
age: 27
sex: of course
locatoin: naptown, biatch
school: IUPUI
glasses/contacts: Glasses
braces: Never
fat/skinny: monsterous
tall/short: Average
do you like ketchup: no
do you like mustard: Yes
do you like mayonaise: No
do you like pickles: yup
do you like boys or girls: both
do you like pickle relish (yuck): Yes
do you like chicken: Yes
do you like spinach: no
do you have any sibling: Yes
what are their names: April, Anna, Andrea, and Joshua
how old are they: 24, died at 18, 17, and 23
do you have any pets: Yes
what are their names: Link, Omalley, Penelope, Cary, Jupiter
what kind of pets are they: Snake, 3 Cats, dog
do you like school: sometimes
if you could choose anyone to rule the world who would you choose: Will
do you like pokemon: fuck no
do you talk to voices in your head: Sometimes
do they tell you to do stuff: Sometimes
do you listen: Sometimes
have you ever had wet dreams about someone: yup
how often do you talk on the phone: I work on the phone
how often do you surf the web: Too often
how often do you hang out with friends: Not often enough
do you have a bf/gf: No
do you love them: ...
have you ever loved anyone: no
have you ever made-out with someone: Duh
are you loopy: i dont think so...
have you ever broke any bones: Yes
if so, which ones: my clavical, 4 ribs, my nose twice, my jaw, and my tailbone 3 times
how often do you shower: only on holidays
which group do you hang out with at school: there are groups? I never noticed..
do you get good grades: yeah
do you always get in trouble: who me??
do you get along with your parents: NO
are you gonna go to college: ummmm
who is your best girl friend: Gavin
who is your best boy friend: Will
who do you talk to the most on the phone: horny old men
who do you talk to the most on the net: Will, Chris, Crash,
do you like email or snail mail better: E-Mail
do you like gold or silver jewlry: Silver
have you ever prank called a 1-800 number: yup
have you ever tried to impress your crush and ended up embaressing yourself: yup
what are you most afraid of: mice
are you weird: indeed
how long does it take you to get ready for school: 10 minutes
do you have a crush: yes
what are there names: can't say
do they like you: probably not
do you sleep with one pillow or two: 5
do you like coffee: yup
if not, howz come:
what is the longest you have went out with someone: 3 years
do you regret it: all but Sierra
how do you know the person who sent this to you: I met him on here, he reads my hooker site...he's pretty cool, too ;)
Where...
where do you want to live? right now? anywhere but the us
is the most fun place to go? rock shows of course
do you want to meet your husband/wife? in bed
do you want to go heaven or hell? well, if this were a world of make believe, I'd have an easier time answering that...
do you want to get married? not sure
what...
Do you like to do? Go to shows
was the most fun retreat/trip you ever went on? Florida my Sr year HS spring break
friend is always there? Will, Gavin, Patrick
relative sends you the most money for christmas? Gram do you like about your church or school clique? WTF?do you want to be when you grow up? a rockstar
do you want your husbands name to be? are you retarded?
is your favorite sport? skating
is your favorite piece of clothing? My New Kids On The Block shirt
have you, in the last 24 hrs...
Cried? yes
gotten in major trouble? not to my knowlege
cut your hair? No
ate a meal? yes
hugged someone? yes
kissed someone? yes
made a new friend? yes
lost something? yes
have you ever...
Been so drunk you passed out? yes hehe
gone out in public in your pajamas? yes
had an imaginary friend? yes
cried during a chick flick? yes
owned a new kids on the block cd? yes
gotten in a car accident? Yes
liked someone so much you cried? Yes
cussed when your parents were around? Yes
told your sister/brother he/she was a bitch? Among choicer words, yes
sung in front of the mirror? Yes
made faces in the mirror? yup
spent more than one hour on your hair? no
sleep- walked talked in your sleep? why...yes...i have
watched a scary movie and couldn’t sleep all night? Nope
gone caroling? Yes
movies…
what is the funniest movie you ever saw? CKY4
what is the stupidest movie? pi
which movie could you watch over and over? Party Monster **kisses to Will**.
what was the last movie you saw? Matchstick Men
who do you go to the movies with? Will, my dad, Amanda
what movie mad you cry the most? My girl
did you like titanic? somewhat
if you were stranded on an island…
who would you take? Sierra, and Raven, and Will
who would you take if you only had two people you could bring? Sierra, and Raven
what three things would you bring? My guitar, a lighter, and a knife
what island would you want to be stranded on? I didn't relize I would have a choice in the matter
what animal would you kill for food? any and all
would you write on the sand “help!”? probably
would you panic or relax? both
would you ever...
Jump out of a plane? If I had to
kiss your best guy friend (or if you’re a guy girl friend)? yes
go bunjy jumping? Yes, learn to spell you pathetic moron
stay in your room for a whole day? Not even allowed to go to the bathroom? no
go in the snow without clothes? been there, done that
skinny dip? that too
drink salt water? no
touch road kill? done it
take a job even if it meant you’d be away from your guy? no
smile at your worst enemy? why?
play 8,000 bowling games in one night? I'd like to find out who wrote this and piss down their throat
go to reno to get married? sure
gamble? Why not?
bring shorts to minnesota? sure
have a make-out party? are you 10?
throw a party without your parents? I repeat the question...
go to a foreign country? yes
fly a plane? dont know
who.....
If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? My kids
if you had to go live in borneo for the rest of your life and you could take one person ? WHAT?
on this earth,who would you take? What does this question even mean?
who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? Will
if you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? The motherfucking doctor, you whore!
let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you pick? Will
what if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? Jello fucking Biafra
what......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? wank off
if all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? rocking
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change(personality and looks)? i would lose lotsa weight, and I would kick ass at guitar
what is your dream career? Being a fucking rockstar, didn't I already answer this?
what is the one thing you just have to do before you die? flash my 80 year old titties at a rock show
if you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be? DK, duh
what is the thing you care about most in your life? My kids, and music
which one......
Winter or summer? Summer
the beach or the mountains? Beach
pop or punk? Punk
rock or rap? Rock
new york or l.A.? LA
milk chocolate or dark chocolate? dark chocolate
dogs or cats? cats
britney or christina? Britney
leno or letterman? Leno
mtv or vh1? VH1
country or classical? Classical
day or night? Night
lake or ocean? Ocean
waffles or pancakes? pancakes
soccer or football? soccer
baseball or swimming? Baseball
chocolate or vanilla? Swirl
sugar or spice? Spice
grisham or canyon vista? How are these two related?
eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Please stand up
random....
If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? Michael in Party Monster
if you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like? I'm not answering this
if you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars? Buy a house and become a foster parent, save for college for the kids, buy a car for each of us, put a million in savings, give the rest to my grandparents
what is the single most embarressing thing that has ever happened to you? When I was 16 and I told my (single) father that I thought I had an std...come to find out I was allergic to Latex
have you ever.....
Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? among other things
run into a wall? Yes.
sleep walked? yes, I already answered this
gone skinny-dipping? yes, I already answered this
kissed someone of the same sex? Yes, I already answered this
snuck out of the house at night? No, I already answered this
gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? Yes
laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Yes
started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow(alison)? Why couldn't I swallow Alison? Did she cry rape?
swallow a bug? Yes
have you ever actually kept a new year's resolution? yes
if so what was it?losing weight among more personal things
say a few things about the person who sent this too you..... He seems pretty cool
~*~*would you ever*~*~
eat bugs purposely? Yes, I already answered this
commit a crime? Absolutely, name one
change your religion? perhaps
lie to your parents? Yes
jump over a waterfall? HELL NO
change clothes in front of an open window? all the time
dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? yes
go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? Totally. I'd be adorable
sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? all the time
tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? I don't like older men...tehehehe
~*~*have you ever*~*~
lied to your parents about something really important? Important in the long run? yes
have your life threatened? Yes
stumbled across fbi secrets online? no
stayed up until the morning light talking online? No
made people give you really wierd glances? Yes
if yes, how? have you ever been anywhere with Will???
read a shakespeare play? Yes
talked in your sleep? yes, you fucktard, I already answered this before
what did you say? Spank me daddy, ive been bad
*Strange incoherent mumblings* Ooh yeah. . . Honk honk!
sung at a kareoke bar? No
**love/like**
who do i have a crush on: I answered this, how many braincells do you have???
who do you like: WTF
have you ever gone out with them: yes
have you ever kissed them: no
do you wanna kiss them: yeah
what is the farest you have gone with a guy/girl: You don't want to go there...
are you a virgin: ummm sure
** if you the oppisite sex fill out**
do you like me? No
have you ever liked me? No
have we ever gone out? No
do you want do go out with me? Would I get some?
are we friends.. Never
Friends w/ benifits.. Learn how to spell "benefits", then we'll 'talk'
Going out? No chance in Hell
which would you like to be out of the above? "Sorry, I must have lost your number."
do you want to kiss me? If it will shut you the fuck up
have we ever kissed? no thank goddess
if so am i a good kisser?
how far have we gone? too far
do you wish we went further?burn in hell
How much further? burnt to a crisp
do you think we will go out in the future? Not after seeing your grammar
how far do you think i have gone? too far