Nicole Richie's Memorial Day Party Invitation
"My fellow Americans, it's that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!!
p.s. There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!"
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To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!!
p.s. There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!"
I found this in the GLOBE. I need to get a subscription.