Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

That book in this instance is the hardback edition of Stephen King's The Dark Half, and ignoring the fact that the page in question starts halfway through a sentence, the first complete sentence reads as follows ( Read more... )

So I'm currently doing a proofreading job for the academic publishing subcontractors who I used to work for, back last year (they finally remembered me! ^_^) Now, since I quit there, I've not done a single bit of really high-end proofreading work, let alone academic work, because I've been working pretty much entirely for my boys at Black Library ( Read more... )

*hops from foot to foot* Dammit, Black Library! I want this to come on preorder already! *whines* This is the downside of proofing/editing for the buggers. I get to read really good books once and then have to wait six f'n months to get my hands on them again! (And take it from me this one IS really, really good ( Read more... )

( A little tale for you, gentle reader, of ghosts, mysteries, and the downsides of the modern magic... )