Mel just texted me this:

REDNECK PICKUP LINE:

Hey baby. Do you own a chicken farm? Cuz you sure do know how to raise some cockI'm so going to say that to someone now. WATCH ME ( Read more... )

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Grow some new friends.

Get your resolution here.


Do you know how fucking funny that is?

I wish I could grow some friends, but they probably wouldn't last very long. T_T