Happy Jesus was a zombie day. :]

Apr 12, 2009 18:09

Hopefully all the people on my friend's list, religious or not, are awesome enough to not be offended. Because when I said that to my grandma, she didn't take it very well. *siiigh* I still haven't even opened my gifts. Which, in all honesty, it's going to be mostly candy that I probably will not eat. I don't know why but I have never been that big of a candy eater. I will probably purchase 1 or 2 candy bars a year. It's odd. But I love anything caramel. Just for future reference.

I went to the Machine Shop last night with Caysie to see (HeD) PE. They weren't that good to be honest. I probably would have enjoyed it a lot more if I would have been trashed, but I wasn't. Mostly, I had fun laughing my ass off at the douchebag who is the lead vocalist. Now, I like their music [ mostly the dirty ones, haha, like their track "Amerikan Beauty" ] but he is just fucking retarded. He sits up there and complains about how he hates labels, fuck labels, nobody here is supposed to be conformed to society's shitty labels, blah blah label this blah blah label that. And then the next string of sentences is "I DONT SEE ANY PUSSY EMO FUCKERS HERE TONIGHT. FUCK ALL THE EMOS. THIS SONG IS FOR ALL YOU LITTLE EMO KIDS" O_o That is so redundant of you, sir.

And then how he sits up there and tells everyone that they have been lied to their entire life. The government has lied, blah blah. Yeah, ok, everyone knows the government lies, duh. But don't fuckin sit up there on stage, microphone in hand, and encourage the people that the truth is located on... the internet. And then go as far as to point them in the direction of YouTube and Wikipedia. Wikipedia gets me the most just because it's fucking user based and any tween with an internet connection can edit anything they want in there. -_- I'm sure if I wanted to find out the deep dark truth about my country... Wikipedia would be my first stop. Are you kidding me?

*siiigh* I found a new liquor that I am going to get all the time now. Because it is delicious. I had a shot of Tequila Rose last night at the Shop. Anyone else ever had this shit? Apparently it's really popular and I am a douchebag who has never had any before. Until last night, and omgggg. I need to buy some. It tastes just like a strawberry milkshake. It's so creamy and thick and omg DELICIOUS. Apparently they have a chocolate version too. WTF? Why has nobody ever given me this shit before? WHY?!



Ugh, just looking at that scrumptious picture makes me want some. And it's straight liquor too, so I mean, if I even drank half a bottle to myself, I would fucking be smashed. Sounds like a plan to me. I should probably buy the chocolate version for Kristi's birthday. I know you like chocolate you hoe! >_> Anywhoo. Oh, also... I have a crush on a boy again. Weird. But I don't think I am going to be dumb enough to give this one a chance since the last one went all douchebag on me.

machine shop, lied to their entire life, picture, tequila rose, zombie, *siiiigh*, religious or not

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