Anyone want to make a donation to the "PLEASE FEED ME" fund?
So I have no food in my apartment.
Well, that's not true. I have "santa fe tortilla strips" that are meant to go on salads, gross Keebler elf chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon rice cakes, old yogurt, and wheat crisps, which taste exactly like they sound.
And that's it.
Could I go grocery shopping? Maybe. But 1), I don't have any money and 2), there's no point in me buying food when I'm out of here in 25 days. I don't want the last week to be a race to see how fast we can eat leftover hot dogs and then subsequently throw up.
Tortilla strips it is.
This kind of goes without saying, but dinner in the commons tonight. The menu doesn't look that appetizing but I don't really have room to complain.
And there you have it: more than you ever wanted to know about a college student's diet, or lack thereof.
Well, that's not true. I have "santa fe tortilla strips" that are meant to go on salads, gross Keebler elf chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon rice cakes, old yogurt, and wheat crisps, which taste exactly like they sound.
And that's it.
Could I go grocery shopping? Maybe. But 1), I don't have any money and 2), there's no point in me buying food when I'm out of here in 25 days. I don't want the last week to be a race to see how fast we can eat leftover hot dogs and then subsequently throw up.
Tortilla strips it is.
This kind of goes without saying, but dinner in the commons tonight. The menu doesn't look that appetizing but I don't really have room to complain.
And there you have it: more than you ever wanted to know about a college student's diet, or lack thereof.