Q and A

Apr 24, 2009 16:18

So only two people read this thing anymore? That's okay, I guess, since they are a couple of super cool people. But LJ has been strangely quiet lately. What's the dealio?

Anywho, even with only two responses, I got some cool questions that I intend to answer.....now.

From laslohollyfeld :

Why are you so awesome?

That's a toughie. So many possible answers, but I'll be brief. Basically? I was born with an extra awesome gene, undoubtedly given to me by my two awesome parents. The hospital room was temporarily blinded with awesomeness when I came into the world. True story.

No really, why?

Really, awesome gene. Seriously.

How long has it been since you've had a paper cut?

A long time, thankfully. I don't even remember.  I do know that I stuffed forty graduation announcements and didn't get a single paper cut. I was insanely proud of myself.

Does the ShamWow really work?

Having never used it, I can't say. But any product that has its desired response built into its name is okay by me.

What will you do the first day after graduation?

Another toughie. I hate to say it, but probably something terribly mundane like packing. Or sleeping. Or falling asleep whilst packing. I can see it now: my unconscious body sprawled out over clothes and old notebooks stained with tears. It'll be poetic in a sad sort of way.

How much chocolate can you eat before getting tired of it?

Probably more than what is considered healthy. You know those reports they come out with every week saying that chocolate is good for you? I take those findings a little too seriously. I take "small squares of dark chocolate" to mean copious amounts of Reese's eggs and frozen Kit Kat bars.

Seriously. How do you handle your high levels of awesomenosity?

I blog about it. Seriously.

From dawn_xx :

What was your first fandom?

The obvious answer would be "The Office" but it really started freshman year of college with Wicked. I'll admit it right here folks: I read Wicked fanfic. Horrible, awful, painful fanfic. Part of me is ashamed, but then there's the other part of me who actually writes it for TO. So, there you go.

What is a movie you will never get tired of?

That Thing You Do. I will quote that movie for the rest of my life, and with any luck, in really inappropriate situations. When I play poker? "You got any threeeees? Guh. Well, looks like Lenny's goin' fishin'." When I meet a celebrity? "You are my biggest fan." When I'm being introduced as part of a large group? "Oh I'm not here with these fella's. I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavillion and I am going to win that blue ribbon!" You get the idea.

If you could rule any country, what country would it be and why?

Freshman year. The Commons. Sabrina, Amanda, Brad, Darren, Eliot and I sit at a table for two hours devising a plan to take over Belize. English is already the national language (thank you, Jeopardy), and with the right resources and strategy, we could live very comfortably off of coconuts and guava (thank you, Wikipedia).

If you could have someone else's closet for a week, whose would it be and why?

Kelly Freaking Ripa. I will probably be judged eternally for this, but I don't care. Have you seen the girl's shoes? We're kindred spirits, she and I; we both live by the philosophy that the bigger the heel, the cuter the shoe. Pain be damned. I only hope I look that adorable after having three kids (with Mark Consuelos, optimally).

That was fun.

P.S. I love my icon.

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