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Who: Cordelia Bradford-Smith (AESOP'S RAVEN) and Casey Lewis (THE BEAST)
What: AIM conversation about the OMG HORRORS of overly amorous teenaged boys.
When: Immediately after this entry.
Rating: PG/PG-13 for possible swearing. In progress.
nevermoregrrl: OMG WHAT
nevermoregrrl: oh btw I don't think you locked that quite right ;-)
notthecase: I KNOW. i was like WTF AARON? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
notthecase: shit what? oh god, too late now.
nevermoregrrl: lol
nevermoregrrl: oh man
nevermoregrrl: like, did he just come up to you and lay it on?!?
nevermoregrrl: O HAI BB, I HAS SOMETHING FOR U, SMACKERS?
notthecase: YES. it was like mwaaah nom nom eat your face. and i totally froze up so he got like ten seconds of FACE EATING in before i like, put a hand to his chest and pushed him away.
notthecase: Kelly is going to kill me. i didn't mean to break his poor little heart! but dude, FRIENDS. no kissing allowed!
nevermoregrrl: LOL Casey
nevermoregrrl: she can't say she didn't see it coming
nevermoregrrl: he was looking at the kissing Wiki for yoooooou!
nevermoregrrl: did he at least have good oral hygiene? the wiki was very clear about that
notthecase: oh goooood the wiki. i should have KNOWN. but noooooo, i thought he was after sharon paulson, because he's always staring at her breasts. it's like DUDE, aaron, eyes on face.
notthecase: anyway. he gargled with MOUTHWASH, Cordie! so at least he tasted okay when he was all out of control and slobbering.
nevermoregrrl: are her boobs epic like mine? cause dude, even girls look at my boobs, they're kind of magnetic that way and nothing can be done about it
nevermoregrrl: good! see? it could be worse, he could have tasted like garlic
nevermoregrrl: or sardines
notthecase: no one's boobs are epic like yours, Cordelia. you are endowed in ways us mortals can only envy! but yeah she's pretty stacked.
notthecase: eeew sardines.
nevermoregrrl: oh man
nevermoregrrl: so like, what are you going to do??
notthecase: i'd just say 'let him suck it up and deal with it,' you know, pretend nothing happened. except kelly. i mean, he's her brother, and she's my friend, and i can't exactly avoid her right? so idk.
notthecase: i'm going to have to have a 'talk' and hold his little hand and say 'its not you its me' arent i?
nevermoregrrl: ewwwww
nevermoregrrl: maybe... it was a mistake? maybe he was drunk on mouthwash!!
nevermoregrrl: and he'll be all
nevermoregrrl: 'sorry casey, I do not know what came over me, the desire, it was bizarre'
nevermoregrrl: 'you looked especially like sharon today!'
notthecase: Cordelia, i love you. i will TOTALLY give him that out. 'were you drunk on mouthwash?' and yeah, then he can be like 'YES' and we'll just pretend it never happened.
notthecase: HA. if he said i looked like sharon i'd know he was drunk.
What: AIM conversation about the OMG HORRORS of overly amorous teenaged boys.
When: Immediately after this entry.
Rating: PG/PG-13 for possible swearing. In progress.
nevermoregrrl: OMG WHAT
nevermoregrrl: oh btw I don't think you locked that quite right ;-)
notthecase: I KNOW. i was like WTF AARON? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
notthecase: shit what? oh god, too late now.
nevermoregrrl: lol
nevermoregrrl: oh man
nevermoregrrl: like, did he just come up to you and lay it on?!?
nevermoregrrl: O HAI BB, I HAS SOMETHING FOR U, SMACKERS?
notthecase: YES. it was like mwaaah nom nom eat your face. and i totally froze up so he got like ten seconds of FACE EATING in before i like, put a hand to his chest and pushed him away.
notthecase: Kelly is going to kill me. i didn't mean to break his poor little heart! but dude, FRIENDS. no kissing allowed!
nevermoregrrl: LOL Casey
nevermoregrrl: she can't say she didn't see it coming
nevermoregrrl: he was looking at the kissing Wiki for yoooooou!
nevermoregrrl: did he at least have good oral hygiene? the wiki was very clear about that
notthecase: oh goooood the wiki. i should have KNOWN. but noooooo, i thought he was after sharon paulson, because he's always staring at her breasts. it's like DUDE, aaron, eyes on face.
notthecase: anyway. he gargled with MOUTHWASH, Cordie! so at least he tasted okay when he was all out of control and slobbering.
nevermoregrrl: are her boobs epic like mine? cause dude, even girls look at my boobs, they're kind of magnetic that way and nothing can be done about it
nevermoregrrl: good! see? it could be worse, he could have tasted like garlic
nevermoregrrl: or sardines
notthecase: no one's boobs are epic like yours, Cordelia. you are endowed in ways us mortals can only envy! but yeah she's pretty stacked.
notthecase: eeew sardines.
nevermoregrrl: oh man
nevermoregrrl: so like, what are you going to do??
notthecase: i'd just say 'let him suck it up and deal with it,' you know, pretend nothing happened. except kelly. i mean, he's her brother, and she's my friend, and i can't exactly avoid her right? so idk.
notthecase: i'm going to have to have a 'talk' and hold his little hand and say 'its not you its me' arent i?
nevermoregrrl: ewwwww
nevermoregrrl: maybe... it was a mistake? maybe he was drunk on mouthwash!!
nevermoregrrl: and he'll be all
nevermoregrrl: 'sorry casey, I do not know what came over me, the desire, it was bizarre'
nevermoregrrl: 'you looked especially like sharon today!'
notthecase: Cordelia, i love you. i will TOTALLY give him that out. 'were you drunk on mouthwash?' and yeah, then he can be like 'YES' and we'll just pretend it never happened.
notthecase: HA. if he said i looked like sharon i'd know he was drunk.