whahah... RUNS HOME AND POURS HALF A BOTTLE OF WINE...
I went on the mormon date. IT WAS TERRIBLE. My life is so far from the value of mormonism nothing could save it. so they're supposed to like, plan fun dates right? This is what went down:
Lisha: So...where's your car?
Mormon: Over there... but we're not going to use it.
Lisha: oh..god... *George*....what are we doing?
Mormon: well I have to pick up my Dad at the airport at 9 so we don't have long.
Lisha: (thank god.) So what are we doing?
Mormon: We're going LIZARD HUNTING! (pulls out two collanders and a cup with saran wrap and rubber band. ) Up there (points to wilderness in front of my house). My mom helped me plan it. and my sister, so if we catch one we have to name it after her.
Lisha: (oh...my...god....)
Mormon: But! We can't let them see us, so wwe have to put on camouflage! (pulls out camo colored acrylic paint and we go into the house).
Lisha: *George*...this is acrylic. I'm not sure we should put this on our face.
Mormon: It's washable!
we proceed to hike up the mountain, through trails, where he gets stuck with cactus. I was NOT happy. Then we came back and washed up and went for ice cream which I managed to pay for myself somehow, dropped him off at his car and said goodbye. Total time spent: 85 minutes of my life I want back. I think we'll stick to friends. honestly...LIZARD HUNTING.
in other news, I'm house sitting till I go back to school! SWEET! pinball machine, pool table, foose ball, food, and close to home.
Lisha: So...where's your car?
Mormon: Over there... but we're not going to use it.
Lisha: oh..god... *George*....what are we doing?
Mormon: well I have to pick up my Dad at the airport at 9 so we don't have long.
Lisha: (thank god.) So what are we doing?
Mormon: We're going LIZARD HUNTING! (pulls out two collanders and a cup with saran wrap and rubber band. ) Up there (points to wilderness in front of my house). My mom helped me plan it. and my sister, so if we catch one we have to name it after her.
Lisha: (oh...my...god....)
Mormon: But! We can't let them see us, so wwe have to put on camouflage! (pulls out camo colored acrylic paint and we go into the house).
Lisha: *George*...this is acrylic. I'm not sure we should put this on our face.
Mormon: It's washable!
we proceed to hike up the mountain, through trails, where he gets stuck with cactus. I was NOT happy. Then we came back and washed up and went for ice cream which I managed to pay for myself somehow, dropped him off at his car and said goodbye. Total time spent: 85 minutes of my life I want back. I think we'll stick to friends. honestly...LIZARD HUNTING.
in other news, I'm house sitting till I go back to school! SWEET! pinball machine, pool table, foose ball, food, and close to home.