Hooker Shopping
Wednesday has come and gone peacefully and hooker shopping with Mae was a success.
We went to the Tiffin thrift store, where they sell whores for very cheap. We bought one in a white slip decorated with lace, the ones you wore when you were a kid and the kind your grandma wears today. However, we could not find a whore in convincing shoes that fit the purpose. So, we tried the store next door and were still unsuccessful.
Then came my savior: David (Tiger Brown, costumer, one of the coolest freshmen on campus). He brought out a whore in a pair of snakeskin heels and had Jaimie try it on for size. However, Jaimie couldn't fit. David continued to find someone who could try it on, so I did and it was a perfect fit. (Just needs padding and some Kleenex.)
We went to the Tiffin thrift store, where they sell whores for very cheap. We bought one in a white slip decorated with lace, the ones you wore when you were a kid and the kind your grandma wears today. However, we could not find a whore in convincing shoes that fit the purpose. So, we tried the store next door and were still unsuccessful.
Then came my savior: David (Tiger Brown, costumer, one of the coolest freshmen on campus). He brought out a whore in a pair of snakeskin heels and had Jaimie try it on for size. However, Jaimie couldn't fit. David continued to find someone who could try it on, so I did and it was a perfect fit. (Just needs padding and some Kleenex.)