My job is a disgrace!

May 13, 2007 15:01

I would like to take this opportunity to state that my job is a disgrace to all professions, educational programs and hardworking people struggling to collect a decent wage. And the terrible thing is: I don't care. I'm the luckiest son of a bitch in the world and I refuse to feel guilty about it.

I'm currently pulling a double shift, because I switched shifts with a co-worker because it suited us better this way. So, yesterday (saturday) I arrived at work at 18.30 o' clock and would be staying there until sunday 21:00. What did I do all night? I watched television, surfed the internet, watched some more television, ate some crisps and watched the first few episodes of the second season DVD of 'Stargate: Atlantis' (which one of the guys had found under the seat at the bus stop!) until 02:00 a.m.

Today, I got up at ten a.m, had a shower, breakfast, and by noon the entire house was vacant except for me. I watched 'Peace Maker Kurogane' on Youtube until 15:00, after which I did some laundry and cleaning because I was going cross-eyed. In about 2 hours one of the guys should start dinner and if the notice board is correct, we'll be having french fries (my favorite!).

This is why I went to college: so I could lay about, stuff my face, hang about with kids my own age and watch television. I can't believe I get payed for this.
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