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Sequence four Ѽ In the name of 'please shoot me now'...

Jul 13, 2011 21:24

Warnings: It's a crack dream. OOCness abound and bad slash innuendo. Also bad references to too many games/TV shows/manga. Oh and language
Effects: Confusion and plain freaking out

( Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me! Half man, half machine, On the cover of a magazine, Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me! )

sanity what sanity, drake has a sexy voice but that's it, no freud no psychanalyse plz, wtf is this?, !ic, why can't i dream of lucy instead, !dream, shaun is an ass, des needs no drugs, shaun in a skirt, brb gotta vomit, wants to go back to dreams of gramps

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45defender July 17 2011, 01:06:39 UTC

[Okay, colour Chloe amused.]

That's quite the outfit you put me in. I also quite like the mount.

[Her lips purse a little, as if in thought.]

I wish I could've seen the ending, though. You woke up at the best part.

failssassin July 18 2011, 15:26:48 UTC

[He smiles amusingly]

Any chances you actually have an outfit similar to that one in your closet? [Come on, he has to ask.

His smile falters and he looks queasy again]

You're kidding, right? I'd rather keep whatever is left in my stomach, thank you very much.

45defender July 18 2011, 19:35:30 UTC

Maybe. But you'd have to do a lot for me to actually have the pleasure of seeing it.

[Dirty, dirty Chloe. She's teasing. A smile at his next comment.]

Really? You're not even mildly curious about what could've happened? I'm sure I'm not the only one.

failssassin July 19 2011, 04:05:47 UTC

Yeah, I kind of figured that out already. And I'm not entirely sure I want to see it. I think I prefer what you were wearing in your dream, Chloe. [Nevermind that he likes take-charge women.]

No, not even a bit. I don't want to know if Shaun can get to second base with Nate...[Unlike with a certain Kat]

45defender July 19 2011, 04:46:55 UTC

Or do you prefer the lack of what I was wearing.

[Not even a question. Just a statement. Better just say it, roomie.]

Why not? You don't get the privilege to witness things like this all that often. It would've made some fantastic blackmail.

[For all three of you.]

failssassin July 21 2011, 04:29:47 UTC

[And maybe there Desmond is finally smiling. A little bit. It's microscopic even.]

I have no idea what you're talking about, Chloe. [Do you really need him to say it out loud?]

You know, I have enough material to stay in therapy for the rest of my life without adding Shaun making out with another guy to the pile. Sorry I couldn't entertain you properly there.

45defender July 21 2011, 17:55:08 UTC

Of course you don't.

[She will trap you yet, novice.]

Oh, I can find other means of entertainment. But you know, if you were comfortable with your masculinity, watching something like that wouldn't warrant therapy sessions. [SMIRK ~]

failssassin July 23 2011, 04:29:05 UTC

[Yes he knows. He's just delaying the inevitable here.]

I am comfortable with my masculinity. It's just that anything concerning Shaun is therapy material in my case.

[Okay okay, he does love his team mate, he's just never going to say it out loud.]

45defender July 25 2011, 00:11:18 UTC

I see. But next time do me the favour and sleep through it.

I want to see what else you can conjure up in the head of yours.

failssassin July 26 2011, 23:47:05 UTC

And you'll pay for my therapy if I do?

[Desmond pauses a moment. He knows all to well that he screams at night when he has nightmares and he knows Chloe hears him every time. And so he shakes his head slowly]

I don't think you really want to know what's in my head half of the time, Chloe.

[Because it's violent, bloody and confusing most of the time]

45defender July 30 2011, 02:47:54 UTC

A portion, if the material you deliver is worth it.

[She wasn't exactly referring to that, but she has heard and as much as she wants to ignore it, she can only go so far.

She's curious, that goes without saying, but pressing won't do her any good right now. So she offers, still a little playfully:]

Well, if you ever feel the need to speak with someone about it, I'm all ears.

failssassin August 2 2011, 02:52:24 UTC

Well, I guess I shouldn't quit my day job then.

[He knows exactly what she means, and while he's grateful for the offer, he knows he can't tell her anything. So he plays dumb he's good at that, but not as good as Drake obviously]

There's not a lot to talk about. I think the pizza in the fridge turned bad and I obviously shouldn't have eaten some.

45defender August 3 2011, 02:18:54 UTC

[Once again, you are a terrible liar Desmond.]

Mhm. Well, if that's the story you're sticking with then.

failssassin August 3 2011, 21:06:02 UTC

For that one dream? Yeah, that's the story I'm sticking to. Because to think that my imagination could come up with something like this on its own is way too scary.

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