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Sequence four Ѽ In the name of 'please shoot me now'...

Jul 13, 2011 21:24

Warnings: It's a crack dream. OOCness abound and bad slash innuendo. Also bad references to too many games/TV shows/manga. Oh and language
Effects: Confusion and plain freaking out

( Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me! Half man, half machine, On the cover of a magazine, Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me! )

sanity what sanity, drake has a sexy voice but that's it, no freud no psychanalyse plz, wtf is this?, !ic, why can't i dream of lucy instead, !dream, shaun is an ass, des needs no drugs, shaun in a skirt, brb gotta vomit, wants to go back to dreams of gramps

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madcuriosity July 14 2011, 09:38:14 UTC

[She's in a fit of giggles.]

failssassin July 14 2011, 13:11:23 UTC

[The giggles catch his attention and he's about to give a rather mean look at whoever is laughing at him but then he sees Alice's cute mug on the screen and all anger disappears. He smiles sheepishly as he ralizes that this is not really a safe dream for kids.]

Ah....I'm sorry you had to see this, Alice.

madcuriosity July 15 2011, 02:13:58 UTC

It's alright. Many men seem to dream of being in dresses.

failssassin July 15 2011, 13:02:24 UTC

I promise you, Alice, Shaun in a dress is the last thing I want to see in my dreams. [He'd prefer a certain blond in a short skit in his dream instead] I'll take my usual nightmares over that anytime.

madcuriosity July 15 2011, 20:02:14 UTC

You should never wish for nightmares, Desmond.

failssassin July 16 2011, 14:30:40 UTC

I...[Wow Alice, you have no idea how true that is.] I know. I still would have preferred something different than this. Like a lady in dress instead of a man.

madcuriosity July 16 2011, 20:48:13 UTC

You mean, you rather see Miss Jessamine.

failssassin July 16 2011, 20:53:36 UTC

[FLADFJHGJKFHGL ACK BRB FLAILING HERE. How did she know?!?! Desmond coughs, looks down and then away and maybe, just maybe, when he looks back up, his cheeks sport some color that wasn't there before.]

I...well...hum...Jessamine wears dresses all the time. [Just not short ones. /sobs]

madcuriosity July 16 2011, 20:58:54 UTC

Yes, I know. But you still rather see her in them.

failssassin July 16 2011, 21:02:42 UTC

Ah...yes, I guess I would. I mean, yeah, I would.

[Can he even be saying that to a child?]

madcuriosity July 16 2011, 21:13:47 UTC

So are you going to court her?

failssassin July 16 2011, 21:41:52 UTC

[Court? This is still such a foreign concept for the modern man. Still, isn't it what he's been doing for a while now?]

I think...I am already? I mean, we've gone to a couple of dates together and I got her a present for Christmas and flowers while she slept and...

[...and he got engaged to her when this world got all crazy. He even told her afterward that he isn't seeing her just as a friend anymore. Isn't it what courting is all about? He just still doesn't know how she feels about him though.]

madcuriosity July 16 2011, 21:45:11 UTC

How lovely.

failssassin July 16 2011, 22:02:55 UTC

[He chuckles lightly]

You're really a romantic at heart, aren't you Alice?

madcuriosity July 16 2011, 22:07:29 UTC

I am?

failssassin July 16 2011, 22:19:50 UTC

Well, you seemed rather happy to know I'm...courting Jessamine. Unless you know something I don't?

[And now Desmond is going to wonder if Jessie ever talked to Alice about him]

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