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MMMMM HEEYYYYYYY
HOLLLLAAAA
wassup party pplz. yeah i just spun that shit nigger style. as you can tell youre starting to see a little spark in my blogging, but fuck you you dont know shit about me.
now i know i just told all you skazwags and sausage wallets out there that i just moved up a grade, but damn this academic shit is getting all up in me. for old times sake i decided to go to my old pussy stomping grounds, the municipal park over on west 83. i remember my spic ass professor with a fucking giant pussy lipped mustache riding his face said that identity theft was a big deal. so i tried doing it. so i waltz on over to this FIIIINEE ass biddy with some sweet sweet titties and used my patented pick up line "Yo Girl, Imma suck yo dick".
DAMN! that bitch started dripping like a leaky faucet, and when i say faucet i mean her dickport had more then just crust coming out of it. I figure i cam this far, i might as well clean her up with the most absorbent thing i had: my bald man in a boat (thats a fuzzy lap flounder for alls you uneducumacated types).
MMM THATS HOT
several hours later i forgot to steal her purse. but that bitch knows what im up to. fucking dykes, she was tryin to get at me for the longest fuckin time. so i called my new friend Terabyte, well i dont even know his real name cuz hes a fucking chink and i cant see shit and he got all up on that computer and stole her shit. now you can call me Melissa G Staubach.
moral of the story: take a dump on my chest
i hate fags.
HOLLLLAAAA
wassup party pplz. yeah i just spun that shit nigger style. as you can tell youre starting to see a little spark in my blogging, but fuck you you dont know shit about me.
now i know i just told all you skazwags and sausage wallets out there that i just moved up a grade, but damn this academic shit is getting all up in me. for old times sake i decided to go to my old pussy stomping grounds, the municipal park over on west 83. i remember my spic ass professor with a fucking giant pussy lipped mustache riding his face said that identity theft was a big deal. so i tried doing it. so i waltz on over to this FIIIINEE ass biddy with some sweet sweet titties and used my patented pick up line "Yo Girl, Imma suck yo dick".
DAMN! that bitch started dripping like a leaky faucet, and when i say faucet i mean her dickport had more then just crust coming out of it. I figure i cam this far, i might as well clean her up with the most absorbent thing i had: my bald man in a boat (thats a fuzzy lap flounder for alls you uneducumacated types).
MMM THATS HOT
several hours later i forgot to steal her purse. but that bitch knows what im up to. fucking dykes, she was tryin to get at me for the longest fuckin time. so i called my new friend Terabyte, well i dont even know his real name cuz hes a fucking chink and i cant see shit and he got all up on that computer and stole her shit. now you can call me Melissa G Staubach.
moral of the story: take a dump on my chest
i hate fags.