Classifieds
MMMMMMM HHHHEEYYYYYYYY!!
HOLLLAAA
Girl, after throwing papers with my lists of wants and desires all aorund town with a naked picture of me and my pussy attached I've been getting all sorts of knocks at my door. Well, Pizza-faces door, but its my sex headquarters now. RAISE THE ROOF. I's be wondering where that nigger is, last I knew I left him in the gutter with a shiv in his liv, and told him to walk it off. Then some kind hearted bitch gave him some money without knowing I took it right after. That bitch didn't see the brick going right for her head either, I MADE ME 50 DOLLARS THAT NIGHT!!! So obviously I was being considerate giving that guttersnipe Craterface some gutter company. I'm too nice for my own good. Thats how I got the clap 7 times.
But I digress, so anyways these knockers that have been knocking on my knocking door have kept on a knocking. Fucking niggers and other minorities. I get my kicks girl, BOOTY CALL!!! One of them was a spic who called him/herself the Italion Stallion. Clearly I kicked that wop out, after several hours of hot steamy Jamaican sex. And getting some gunja. That stuff is chronic!
Another was this yellow cock who taught me how to get my freak on. Thank you Mr. Miyagi for everything you taught me.
Heres a picture of that yellow goddess with his boy servant giving him a piggy back:
So needless to say this girl has been getting rides all around town. I don't think theres one inch of Crater-tits apartment that my ass hasnt been push-fucked against, my fanny has spit shined that place so nicely! I USE THE LOOFA!!!
But girl, I think I found love in this one girl. She has the biggest lips you've ever did seen. Thats how you know they be a keeper:
This girl is gonna do some love dancing.
HOLLA
p.s. Latino Rocket, if you're reading this.....three way?
HOLLLAAA
Girl, after throwing papers with my lists of wants and desires all aorund town with a naked picture of me and my pussy attached I've been getting all sorts of knocks at my door. Well, Pizza-faces door, but its my sex headquarters now. RAISE THE ROOF. I's be wondering where that nigger is, last I knew I left him in the gutter with a shiv in his liv, and told him to walk it off. Then some kind hearted bitch gave him some money without knowing I took it right after. That bitch didn't see the brick going right for her head either, I MADE ME 50 DOLLARS THAT NIGHT!!! So obviously I was being considerate giving that guttersnipe Craterface some gutter company. I'm too nice for my own good. Thats how I got the clap 7 times.
But I digress, so anyways these knockers that have been knocking on my knocking door have kept on a knocking. Fucking niggers and other minorities. I get my kicks girl, BOOTY CALL!!! One of them was a spic who called him/herself the Italion Stallion. Clearly I kicked that wop out, after several hours of hot steamy Jamaican sex. And getting some gunja. That stuff is chronic!
Another was this yellow cock who taught me how to get my freak on. Thank you Mr. Miyagi for everything you taught me.
Heres a picture of that yellow goddess with his boy servant giving him a piggy back:
So needless to say this girl has been getting rides all around town. I don't think theres one inch of Crater-tits apartment that my ass hasnt been push-fucked against, my fanny has spit shined that place so nicely! I USE THE LOOFA!!!
But girl, I think I found love in this one girl. She has the biggest lips you've ever did seen. Thats how you know they be a keeper:
This girl is gonna do some love dancing.
HOLLA
p.s. Latino Rocket, if you're reading this.....three way?