aZian New Year Party!
MMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh! So I wakes up today after a bumpin week of partying, all of which accumulates to the shagging clambake last night! And let me tells you, I ain't never feel so clean in my life, I mean when I looked under my covers this morning, I didn't see the usual sight of soiled linnens, or piles of fecal matter, or young Chinese contortionists, or a trophy wench or anything like that (but I did find the pleasant surprise of stunning female escort - OH NO I DINT!!) Doing the perfectly normal thing to do when you wake up next to a strange person in your bed and don't know how they got there (not to mention a sexily sultry stranger that coincidently was wearing my patented dirty sanchez - HOLLA!) I shoved her drunk ass out of bed and opened the window to help get rid of the fumes of the humus, the stench of murder, and the odor of love dancing that occured that night and probably all week before - DEAD BITCHES STILL KNOW HOW LOVE - well anyways, that window was as useful in getting rid of the fumes as it was in dumping that rigid rigor-mortis-filled body in the dumpster below (I ain't going to jail again, I can't go back! EVER!) Well, here's a pic of that bitch, dead hooker walking:
Well, back to the bitchin bash thrown last night; so there I is, rubbing titties with the celebrities. The celebrities of the AllJapanReggeaDance team ONEandG! Yeah, the Sideways Putang Club decided to throw the "FUCK 2005 HULLABALOO!!" and like Jesùs, the spic down the street that says he's everywhere with everyone, I was there! I got to grind the asses off of Hotbonnets, CrissBoomSkank, Juicy*Hip, ButtyQ, and TinkerBooty! Here's some of pics of my idols from the ONEandG AllJapanReggeaDance team:
Also, here's all of us busting the joint up - we know how to PARTY!!!
Man, it was a blast! Those bitches know how to groove and grind their way into my heart not to mention my pants HOLLA!!!
It's strange though, I kept wishing FannySkank was there, I guess they must have got caught up in their hometown in Poland or something? Another strange thing I noticed was that there be no menz at this party! What's up ladies, I ain't no lezbian, I just know how to handle my bitches, handle them real well - I be the perfect gentlemen! Well let's just say that this party ended pretty violently I mean after all I did wake up with a dead ho in my bed! By the way, MC Hammer showed up mid way and I showed him up with mines own pair of parachute pants, needless to say, my dicks bigger than his and he couldn't touch this jelly! It was critical tits up in there!
I hate the bi-curious sexy fags!!
Ugh! So I wakes up today after a bumpin week of partying, all of which accumulates to the shagging clambake last night! And let me tells you, I ain't never feel so clean in my life, I mean when I looked under my covers this morning, I didn't see the usual sight of soiled linnens, or piles of fecal matter, or young Chinese contortionists, or a trophy wench or anything like that (but I did find the pleasant surprise of stunning female escort - OH NO I DINT!!) Doing the perfectly normal thing to do when you wake up next to a strange person in your bed and don't know how they got there (not to mention a sexily sultry stranger that coincidently was wearing my patented dirty sanchez - HOLLA!) I shoved her drunk ass out of bed and opened the window to help get rid of the fumes of the humus, the stench of murder, and the odor of love dancing that occured that night and probably all week before - DEAD BITCHES STILL KNOW HOW LOVE - well anyways, that window was as useful in getting rid of the fumes as it was in dumping that rigid rigor-mortis-filled body in the dumpster below (I ain't going to jail again, I can't go back! EVER!) Well, here's a pic of that bitch, dead hooker walking:
Well, back to the bitchin bash thrown last night; so there I is, rubbing titties with the celebrities. The celebrities of the AllJapanReggeaDance team ONEandG! Yeah, the Sideways Putang Club decided to throw the "FUCK 2005 HULLABALOO!!" and like Jesùs, the spic down the street that says he's everywhere with everyone, I was there! I got to grind the asses off of Hotbonnets, CrissBoomSkank, Juicy*Hip, ButtyQ, and TinkerBooty! Here's some of pics of my idols from the ONEandG AllJapanReggeaDance team:
Also, here's all of us busting the joint up - we know how to PARTY!!!
Man, it was a blast! Those bitches know how to groove and grind their way into my heart not to mention my pants HOLLA!!!
It's strange though, I kept wishing FannySkank was there, I guess they must have got caught up in their hometown in Poland or something? Another strange thing I noticed was that there be no menz at this party! What's up ladies, I ain't no lezbian, I just know how to handle my bitches, handle them real well - I be the perfect gentlemen! Well let's just say that this party ended pretty violently I mean after all I did wake up with a dead ho in my bed! By the way, MC Hammer showed up mid way and I showed him up with mines own pair of parachute pants, needless to say, my dicks bigger than his and he couldn't touch this jelly! It was critical tits up in there!
I hate the bi-curious sexy fags!!