MMMMMMMMM HHHHHHEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
HOLLA!
GRRL Its another fucking Christmas and Charlie Brown has gotten me down. That nigger across the street from me has a better tree than I do!? So whats did I do, I fucking stole that bald piece of shit with moral problems tree and the quickly had sex under it with some party guests from Whoopies bash a few months ago. They liked me so much they aint leave my side! RAISE THE ROOF!
I pumped them wop niggas for some paper and I got me some new parachute pants and baking ingredients for mah EZ BAKE! NIGGA THIS OVEN BE COOKING NOW!
As you may recall my EZ BAKE OVEN was a gift from dicknose last year, and I aint stopped cooking all sorts o culinary miracles. Here be some of me cooking utensils nigger baby girl!
My ebay company KICKASS TITTY CAKES is doing seductively well and I was able to buy some hoes on the side.
Surprisingly, this pissed off the Latino Rocket and she walked out on the Dirty Sanchez that was taking place on Jesus' B-day. After I was finished with my Porteguese Breakfest which that spic made, I threw the left overs on her tits for good memories while yelling at the twat "I aint like no Chinc Food!" Along with the food spilling down her boosum so was my mouth, I was still hungry and I can eat off of anything. Anything. OH NO I DINT!!
Girl theres gonna be a kickass titty party for the end of the year and my ass is quivering for the PARTAY!!!
Happy Birthday Jesus. Fuck off all you niggers with your fake holiday celbrations, especially Kwanza. Goddamnit I hate Kwanza.
I hate fags.......but sometimes I wonder.