WHOOOOOOOP LOOKS LIKE JULNO STARTED AND I'M TWO DAYS LATE ALREADY. 8D I suppose this means it's time to start now. Instead of doing anything productive like writing down one of the plots stirring around in my mind, because I forgot to prepare you're getting a heaping helping of pure ridiculousness. Now eat up, there are starving children in Africa.

( Without further ado, I bring you... )

So I was writing up an app for a superhero RP, and there was this one bit in it in which one describes their superhero's first encounter with, well, superheroics. I wrote out Lucky Pierre's, and lo and behold, I at least thought it stood on its own rather nicely. And thus I post it here for you all to roundly mock enjoy.

( Gather 'round, it's story time! )

So I was looking for something to draw clothing upon, and I came across a notebook from some English class or another in which I was coerced into free-writing and journal entries from several years ago. What follows is a transcript of said journal entries, which I found surprisingly witty given my unrefined state of youth:

( Onward to the bored musings of a youthful mind... )