Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
Ohhhhh goooood it's kind of hard to come up with stuff that isn't just things that everybody knows already.
THING #1: I was like the last kid I knew to go through puberty. Justin Bieber ain't got NOTHIN' on me.Hell, a part of me thinks it's STILL happening.
THING #2: Throughout my life I have had: A dog, a cageful of gerbils, a cageful of mice, countless fish including a large tropical tank. and several sad attempts at raising various diapause life forms. Currently, I have... NOTHIIIING. ;M;
THING #3: I have never owned anything even closely resembling a smartphone. Seriouslly, not even one that can TEXT. I am a failure at being technological. -M-
THING #4: I cannot cook, I can only bake. Do not ask me to explain this.
THING #5: When I was a little boy, I was scared to death of grasshoppers. To this day, daddy long legs creep me out when I think about them too long.
THING #6: The first character I ever made up was Casron, which is still one of my usernames to this day. He was a half-elf, half-dwarf thick as a brick barbarian.
THING #7: For a rather long time, I pretended that I was really a girl on the internet. I honestly just wanted to see what the other side was like.
THING #8: I honestly really don't like the entire practice of pairings in fandom. Weird since that's basically a huge part of fandom in general, but I really could give less of a crap who's in love with who and who the fans think they should be in love with instead. Maybe it's because the entire practice of relationships and I are on rather unfriendly terms. Maybe it's because I would rather see my favourite characters splatter snake guts across the screen with a machete than obsess over their relationships. Who knows?
THING #9: This is a thing most of you already probably know, but it's important so I feel like it should be put here for posterity: I'm blind in one eye. Like can-only-sense-the-most-rudimentry-basics-of-light-and-colour blind. YES, THIS MAKES ME TOTALLY BADASS.
In other news, CHRISTMAS CONTINUES TO EAT ME ALIVE. Everything's nearly completely wrapped and packed (THANK GOG), but this moment came only barely JUST IN TIME before I completely lost my shit. Seriously. I was wearing a shipping box on my head as some sort of bizarre ceremonial headdress today. If that is not losing one's shit, I do not know what in the hell even is.
But the good news is! A mysterious package showed up in the mail today containing GOD KNOWS BECAUSE IT'S A MYSTERY. I am using all of my temperance(all zero points of it) to leave it unopened until the perfect, holiday-themed moment arrives. But even then, THE CYCLE OF GENEROSITY IS COMPLETE. I guess.