The Care And Feeding of A SolsticeSinger

[faerie_spark]

SolsticeSinger
SOLE-stiss-SING-ur

1. An agorophoic, anorexic, blind, feminist, lesbian, musical witch.
2. As indicated by the name, a lover of solstices and singing.

Habitat

SolsticeSingers thrive best in women-only spaces, particularly those populated by Feminist Dianic Witches or lesbians. Such spaces are rare. If not available: store

Comments

[baxaphobia]

I shall keep this on file for when a solstice_singer comes to visit...if she ever does!

[solstice_singer]

You are on the list of people to visit. However, it is important to remember that, due to the agoraphobic nature of this creature, travel is not high on its list of prefferred things to do.

[baxaphobia]

We shall make every effort to make this place a safe place for the solstice_singer and have plenty of peanut butter and Pepsi. And steak! Does that help?

[faerie_spark]

Let me know if you need more detailed information. I kept a few things back for the sake of brevity--and mystery. :)

[hosticle_fifer]

So I take it fancy soups are RIGHT OUT.

There's nothing wrong with a diet that consists mainly of peanut butter and steak. I think I've BEEN on that diet before.

Very funny stuff, LOLs were had, even though I don't closely know any solstice_singers!

[solstice_singer]

Any soup is disgusting. Just disgusting. I cannot abide it. In fact, you will know I'm sick if I happen to ask for any.

[faerie_spark]

Ah, my job here is complete---that I was able to convert one who does not know any SolsticeSinger's to the wit and charm thereof.

And fancy soups are definitely out! Fortunately for me, as the cook, I also hate fancy soups!

[solstice_singer]

Solstice Singers can be rather opinionated beings. They are known for being forceful about certain things they deem of great importance. Your entrance into the world of LJ Idol was one of those things. After all, had you not entered, who would have written such a comprehensive guide to the care and feeding of this very rare creature.

It should be noted that cats do not travel often, especially the gray and white cat known as Winter Solstice Cat, but, when she does, it is best she not be tilted.

You have captured my quirks very well here. I laughed and laughed as I read this.

I wonder how many people this will scare away. The care and feeding of one such as myself can be a difficult thing.

[faerie_spark]

Very glad to amuse. Yes, SolsticeSingers are rare creatures, which makes them all the more delightful!

Strangely, I don't find the care and feeding of a SolsticeSinger so terribly difficult.

[imafarmgirl]

Great entry! Solstice singers don't like much health food I see. You know her well.

[faerie_spark]

Well, I did neglect to say that SolsticeSingers are very fond of fruit smoothies. They will also eat most fruits (except of course for orange) and a few vegetables.

[whipchick]

A truly funny and loving portrait :)

[faerie_spark]

Most glad you enjoyed! :)