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veggieramen 1. Pick 13 movies that you enjoy.
2. Pick a line of dialog that you like for each.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry
4. When someone guesses correctly, italicize the quote and put the movie title after it, with credit to the first correct guesser.
5. NO cheating!!! That means NO: Google, IMDb, etc.!!!
6. Bonus- Identify the speaker.
1) First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? -
surrealismwow donnie darko, donnie
2) Person 1: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar! .....Person 2: Where else would we go? -
trannytrent,
rpride2004 But I'm a Cheerleader, Graham and Megan (Clea Duvall and Natasha Lyonne)
3) Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing. -
trannytrent american beauty, Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey)
4) This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. -
maraca heathers
5) The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky. -
maraca amelie, le petit garcon
6) I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse.
7) Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
8) It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people.
9) I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.
maraca napoleon dynamite, napoleon
10) I smoke, I snort, I've killed and robbed, I'm a man.
11) Person 1: What exactly are you here for?.....Person 2: To see with eyes unclouded by hate.
nathanielbee princess mononoke, prince ashitaka and lady eboshi
12) Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.
umavaruna the little mermaid, sebastian the crab
13) What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
rpride2004 It's A Wonderful Life