May 24, 2005 23:00
My boy has just informed me that there were copious amounts of Pink Panther Wafers at the party. Pink Panther Wafers are my favourite yet I consumed not a single one (I think I mistook them for slabs of cheese). Whoever ate them all is no longer welcome at 167 Watford.
I am no longer in love with you all.
That is all.
xx