stoled from
poutylipsareluv.
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In January I gave
poutylipsareluva kidney (1000 points). In February
schm0useand I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I pulled
thelast_melody's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-66 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
fadedandinsane