Give me a better cause to lead.
Krist: My fortune cookie says I'll have a good retirement.
ME: I'm planning on killing myself before I retire.
Krist: Me too. I don't want to get old. I think 30.
ME: Little early huh?
Krist: Well, I don't want saggy boobs and wrinkly skin. And don't get me started on grey hair.
ME: Damn! I think I'll kill myself now!
Austin: Hello? Oh yeah. She's here. *hands phone to me*
ME: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
Brian: Hey.
ME: Dammit! You didn't answer the question!
Brian: Uh...blue!
ME: We're losers. We should start a club.
Brian: What should we call it?
ME: Gigliosonifonicon. (pronounced Gig-Lee-Oh-San-If-On-I-Con)
ME: Koalas are mean.
Colin F.: How do you know that?
ME: Steve Corwin.
Colin F.: Ha ha!
ME: Shut up! He's educational!
Colin F.: I know. OOOH! David Fincher is on! I'm all a-quiver!
Brian: So what are you gonna do?
ME: Sit here and count the days til I die.
ME: So what are you doing right now?
Britney: I dunno. Let's rob that old guy.
ME: No, let him buy his booze and forget about his bitchy wife and asshole kids.
Britney: I want to forget about my bitchy wife and asshole kids!
ME: I'm kind of annoying. That's pretty much all I got going for me.
Chris: Not true! You're fun to be around!
ME: Oh yeah. I'm a regular party animal. (said while balancing my checkbook)
ME: I need a new screen name. Help me out.
Jeremy: I don't know. I usually come up with mine when I'm waking up.
ME: Infreakincredible.
Jeremy: Shit Allison I think you just came up with your new screen name. Ka-ching!
ME: You're lame as hell. You know that?
Jeremy: Yeah.
ME: I'm planning on killing myself before I retire.
Krist: Me too. I don't want to get old. I think 30.
ME: Little early huh?
Krist: Well, I don't want saggy boobs and wrinkly skin. And don't get me started on grey hair.
ME: Damn! I think I'll kill myself now!
Austin: Hello? Oh yeah. She's here. *hands phone to me*
ME: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
Brian: Hey.
ME: Dammit! You didn't answer the question!
Brian: Uh...blue!
ME: We're losers. We should start a club.
Brian: What should we call it?
ME: Gigliosonifonicon. (pronounced Gig-Lee-Oh-San-If-On-I-Con)
ME: Koalas are mean.
Colin F.: How do you know that?
ME: Steve Corwin.
Colin F.: Ha ha!
ME: Shut up! He's educational!
Colin F.: I know. OOOH! David Fincher is on! I'm all a-quiver!
Brian: So what are you gonna do?
ME: Sit here and count the days til I die.
ME: So what are you doing right now?
Britney: I dunno. Let's rob that old guy.
ME: No, let him buy his booze and forget about his bitchy wife and asshole kids.
Britney: I want to forget about my bitchy wife and asshole kids!
ME: I'm kind of annoying. That's pretty much all I got going for me.
Chris: Not true! You're fun to be around!
ME: Oh yeah. I'm a regular party animal. (said while balancing my checkbook)
ME: I need a new screen name. Help me out.
Jeremy: I don't know. I usually come up with mine when I'm waking up.
ME: Infreakincredible.
Jeremy: Shit Allison I think you just came up with your new screen name. Ka-ching!
ME: You're lame as hell. You know that?
Jeremy: Yeah.