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[faceofboe51]

....Damn vampire tried to TURN me! Nearly worked, too, except for this neat little trick where I can't die. Still have to find the Doctor and figure out what the hell he did to me. Next I'm gonna kiss him, and then I'm gonna kill him. ....On that note, why does my contract say I'm 2,200 years old? When did that happen?! You'd think I would

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[captainf0rehead]

He tried to TURN you?

....You okay? I mean, obviously, not dying or anything, but still, it's not a fun experience.

[faceofboe51]

Bit me and everything. With VENOM! I was writhing in pain for few days before I died. Not a fun experience is a bit of an understatement.

[captainf0rehead]

Venom? That's a new one. Sorry to hear it. Can I bring you anything?

[faceofboe51]

Nah, I'm mostly alright. I heal when I die. I'm just...confused.

[la_tua_lettore]

It really is a shame, though.

[A sigh.]

At least the experience wasn't a total waste. It actually turned out quite well on your part~

[ooc: He's human for the next week, so feel free to ignore the red-eye icon. He'll look very different. Human. None of that scary stuff. Normal skin, normal features, and blue-grey eyes~]

[faceofboe51]

What part of that turned out quite well? Except, you know, for the not being a vampire part.

[la_tua_lettore]

You would have turned out so nicely. You may have even enjoyed it, with such promising potential for talents~ An immortal mortal!

The mere fact that you are alive, let alone not a vampire...it's remarkable.

And your mind! The only other exception I've ever seen was young Bella, yet you were so different than she.

It's all been such a wonderful learning experience, wouldn't you agree?

[faceofboe51]

A wonderful learning experience for you, maybe. Someday we should do a rematch when first death isn't first loss.

[very_insightful]

He did what?

[faceofboe51]

He tried to turn me.

[very_insightful]

I don't suppose I can honestly say I'm surprised. Are you alright?

[faceofboe51]

Yeah, I heal after I die.

[lovestherunning]

Why would you want to kiss a doctor?

[faceofboe51]

Not a doctor, Jenny. The Doctor, as in, your dad.

[lovestherunning]

Sorry Captain, but I don't know what you're talking about.

[faceofboe51]

....You don't remember him, do you?