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....Damn vampire tried to TURN me! Nearly worked, too, except for this neat little trick where I can't die. Still have to find the Doctor and figure out what the hell he did to me. Next I'm gonna kiss him, and then I'm gonna kill him. ....On that note, why does my contract say I'm 2,200 years old? When did that happen?! You'd think I would remember a couple thousand years. Unless it was the time agency screwing with my brain again. Bastards.