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Nov 22, 2007 17:19

dear skin (specifically, the one on my face),

i turn twenty in five days time. t-w-e-n-t-y. do you see a 'teen' anywhere in that? no? exactly. so in five days time, i expect you to stop with this pimple thing ok? and this oil gland overdrive. they turned up when i hit thirteen, my very first 'teen' year, and all they've done since is lounge around and eat all my food. they've never lifted a finger to help in anything around the face. in fact i've had to hide one with concealer and blot away the other when i want to meet big important people. enough is enough. they were never welcome to begin with.

yours sincerely,
me

randomness, all is vanity, merrymaking

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