Entirely too cool! 
An entire stocking pattern in rhyme!!!!
The url is: http://www.onceuponapattern.com/custom/stockingpoem.html

or in case you can't get to the url,

A Stocking in Rhyme
To knit a stocking, needles four,
Cast on the needles and no more;
Each needled stitches eight and twenty,
Then one for seam stitch will be plenty.
Four twenty rounds ( Read more... )