the world actually did end some time ago
i have it in the best authority that the rapture must have already happened, and the world came to a screeching halt in lats spring, early summer of last year...
you see....
early warning signs were many years ago when i, notorious needle phobe, began donating to the Red Cross regularly.
the world collapsed in shock, and hell froze over at the IDEA that i voluntarily went back to school...
the first shocks of the end of the world were when i managed straight As for the first time ever.
since i have now been managing this for just over one year, i can assume the end of the "time of tribulation" is upon us, and we shall shortly be seeing a new heaven and a new earth.....
you see....
early warning signs were many years ago when i, notorious needle phobe, began donating to the Red Cross regularly.
the world collapsed in shock, and hell froze over at the IDEA that i voluntarily went back to school...
the first shocks of the end of the world were when i managed straight As for the first time ever.
since i have now been managing this for just over one year, i can assume the end of the "time of tribulation" is upon us, and we shall shortly be seeing a new heaven and a new earth.....