OMG

Feb 28, 2007 21:02

So I was watching Rome on HBO, and I started to wonder about the characters' backgrounds and how much of it had been falsified, so I decided to do a little research. On Wikipedia. This turned out to be a bad but extremely amusing decision.

I was clicking on various names, and finally went with Augustus Ceasar (randomneses, it's Mr. Bingley!) Anyhow, I was reading along and came upon this here:

The following year, 46 BC, she consented for him to join Caesar in Hispania, where he planned to fight the forces of Pompey, but he fell ill and was unable to travel. When he had recovered, he sailed to the front, but was shipwrecked; after coming ashore with a handful of ugly fat ass hookers, he made it across hostile territory to Caesar's camp, which impressed his great-uncle considerably. Caesar and Octavius returned home in the same carriage, and Caesar secretly changed his will to include Octavius as the prime beneficiary he did this because octavius had hot love with his own uncle.

Obviously someone was having fun with the edit button. It made me laugh, but I sort of feel bad for the person who took the time to write the entry out in the first place. Oh, Wikipedia, thank you for the entertainment.
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