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Mar 17, 1979 19:27

On this most sacred of all days for my mates and me, I like to walk away with some kind of souvenir every year. There's the lager handle from the Brown Hound, St Patrick's Day 1975; the actual (empty) handle of vodka, 1976; a lock of hair from the most beautiful redhead I've ever laid eyes on, 1974; etc ( Read more... )

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anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:19:46 UTC

Who-slash-what am I taking, now? Drunken bar slags? Leprechauns?

fabium October 16 2007, 02:31:57 UTC

I haven't drunk AT ALL and I think she's rather fit.

anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:34:53 UTC

I'm very proud. You're the picture of a responsible friend.

Well, that's better than a drunken bar hag, then.

fabium October 16 2007, 02:35:59 UTC

Please. I only pick the best pubs with the loveliest hags. Or the easiest, what.

anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:36:59 UTC

Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

fabium October 16 2007, 02:38:27 UTC

They all have inner beauty?

fabium October 16 2007, 02:35:20 UTC

Also, since I can't drink, MY SWEET YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME. THERE'S LIMITED JOY IN THE BOOZE HAZE THAT KEEPS RAPING MY NOSTRILS. It wouldn't be a recognised holiday without you snogging a girl.

dunged October 16 2007, 02:37:00 UTC

YES

anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:38:13 UTC

Well I can't very well turn down an offer like that, can I? I have to make up for my unbearable dull and completely prudish Valentines day, after all.

fabium October 16 2007, 02:40:56 UTC

Honestly, what kind of person keeps his or her top on in public after inhaling a half-dozen mixed drinks? I certainly don't.

anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:44:32 UTC

That was a low point in my life, really. We all have our times of weakness.

fabium October 16 2007, 02:50:35 UTC

...I didn't make up the topless dancing?

anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:56:45 UTC

I'm going to be quite frank and say that I have absolutely no idea what on earth you're saying. I'm not even entirely sure what I'm saying. The point is, I'll be there in just a moment and you can explain it to me over a virgin drink with a little umbrella in it.

fabium October 16 2007, 03:00:31 UTC

GOOD. I was going to say something about cats next, no clue at all!

Also -- MY little virgin drink with an umbrella, because you need to get rollicking fucking stupidly pissed in my honour, Miss Marlene.

anticlaw October 16 2007, 03:06:58 UTC

Naturally it would be yours. Order a pint for me, will you? I don't want to keep anyone waiting.

fabium October 16 2007, 03:14:41 UTC

Her name is Rachel and I've assured her your lips are softer than Dung's chapped homeless ones!

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