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fabium

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Mar 17, 1979 19:27

On this most sacred of all days for my mates and me, I like to walk away with some kind of souvenir every year. There's the lager handle from the Brown Hound, St Patrick's Day 1975; the actual (empty) handle of vodka, 1976; a lock of hair from the most beautiful redhead I've ever laid eyes on, 1974; etc ( Read more... )

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dunged October 16 2007, 01:47:32 UTC

OI her name is Darla

fabium October 16 2007, 01:48:36 UTC

She's Bon-Bon, now and forever!

dunged October 16 2007, 01:50:44 UTC

there are two and one started biting my ear you know I hate that, I'm hiding under the bar shhhhh

fabium October 16 2007, 01:53:55 UTC

STOP WRITING AND PLEASURE THOSE WOMEN AS THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN PLEASURED BEFORE. THEY ARE SENSELESSLY DRUNK AND PROBABLY THINK YOU'RE A BEATLE.

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anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:19:46 UTC

Who-slash-what am I taking, now? Drunken bar slags? Leprechauns?

fabium October 16 2007, 02:31:57 UTC

I haven't drunk AT ALL and I think she's rather fit.

anticlaw October 16 2007, 02:34:53 UTC

I'm very proud. You're the picture of a responsible friend.

Well, that's better than a drunken bar hag, then.

fabium October 16 2007, 02:35:59 UTC

Please. I only pick the best pubs with the loveliest hags. Or the easiest, what.

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doeish October 16 2007, 06:26:31 UTC

Why aren't you drinking? Are congratulations in order for you and Dung? Should I buy pink or blue booties?

fabium October 16 2007, 12:49:53 UTC

Purple!

dunged October 17 2007, 00:29:13 UTC

our child would be beautiful

fabium October 17 2007, 00:37:15 UTC

I know right?

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