Because a vote for Knope is a vote for all of these things:
More parades Free cookies at every street corner Start talking to Cuba again One school for every student Require flattering mirrors in public restrooms Playgrounds in every park Playgrounds in every schoolyard Playground in every residential block Finally passing PR-61, formally recognizing South Korea Unionizing ice cream trucks Get Europe out of debt Challenge the norm Free trade with Illinois Find Gabe the Toucan No turtles as pets FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE Shutting down the Child Left Behind Program Regulate heights of trampolines Memorial for those lost in the trampoline “incident” Bulletproof glass everywhere Finish the statue of Burt Bacharach Free cake when it’s your birthday Making it illegal to refuse a hug Get Pawnee a licensed pharmacy Prop 6A: To Recognize All Five Food Groups
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Note: I absolutely love Abed and I could not be more excited that Community is coming back, so if you’re completely set on voting for him, I respect and admire your choice. However, if you’re torn between these two flawless characters, please consider voting Knope 2012!
After all, don’t you want free cookies at every street corner?
Because a vote for Knope is a vote for all of these things:
More parades
Free cookies at every street corner
Start talking to Cuba again
One school for every student
Require flattering mirrors in public restrooms
Playgrounds in every park
Playgrounds in every schoolyard
Playground in every residential block
Finally passing PR-61, formally recognizing South Korea
Unionizing ice cream trucks
Get Europe out of debt
Challenge the norm
Free trade with Illinois
Find Gabe the Toucan
No turtles as pets
FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE
Shutting down the Child Left Behind Program
Regulate heights of trampolines
Memorial for those lost in the trampoline “incident”
Bulletproof glass everywhere
Finish the statue of Burt Bacharach
Free cake when it’s your birthday
Making it illegal to refuse a hug
Get Pawnee a licensed pharmacy
Prop 6A: To Recognize All Five Food Groups
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Note: I absolutely love Abed and I could not be more excited that Community is coming back,
so if you’re completely set on voting for him, I respect and admire your choice.
However, if you’re torn between these two flawless characters, please consider voting Knope 2012!
After all, don’t you want free cookies at every street corner?
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ONE SCHOOL PER STUDENT.
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