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Open on: Man in cheap suit standing in warehouse holding candy bars.
Man: Do you like Snickers?! Do you like M&M's?! Do you like Baby Ruth?! Then come to Crazy Norman's Discount Candy Bar Warehouse where we sell you broken candy bars for less!
Cut to: Man walking through boxes labeled in permanent marker "Snickers", "Hershey", etc.
Man: (holds up 100 Grand Bar, clearly broken) This 100 Grand bar is in four or five pieces! (Holds up M&M's bag) These M&M's are mostly broken! (Holds up flat 3 Musketeers bar) This 3 Musketeers bar is thinner than a magazine! But who cares! These candy bars are priced starting at 15 cents!
Cut to: Man sitting at desk, filled with clutter
Man: People come in sometimes and ask for dented soda cans or crushed bags of chips but I tell them, it's all in the name. Discount Candy Bars is what I love, and Discount Candy Bars is what I sell.
Cut to: Man with chocolate all over his mouth - zoomed in.
Man: So come on down to Crazy Norman's Discount Candy Bar Warehouse where we sell you broken candy bars for less!
Man: Do you like Snickers?! Do you like M&M's?! Do you like Baby Ruth?! Then come to Crazy Norman's Discount Candy Bar Warehouse where we sell you broken candy bars for less!
Cut to: Man walking through boxes labeled in permanent marker "Snickers", "Hershey", etc.
Man: (holds up 100 Grand Bar, clearly broken) This 100 Grand bar is in four or five pieces! (Holds up M&M's bag) These M&M's are mostly broken! (Holds up flat 3 Musketeers bar) This 3 Musketeers bar is thinner than a magazine! But who cares! These candy bars are priced starting at 15 cents!
Cut to: Man sitting at desk, filled with clutter
Man: People come in sometimes and ask for dented soda cans or crushed bags of chips but I tell them, it's all in the name. Discount Candy Bars is what I love, and Discount Candy Bars is what I sell.
Cut to: Man with chocolate all over his mouth - zoomed in.
Man: So come on down to Crazy Norman's Discount Candy Bar Warehouse where we sell you broken candy bars for less!