DonkeyShit.com
So anyone who isn't in Ames currently probably doesn't know about this, and maybe some people from Ames don't know yet, but there is a life-changing website out there called MonkeyThis.com. They have an incredibly large selection of groceries, electronic supplies, household supplies and such and they charge slightly more than a grocery store for these goods. From 3 PM to 11 PM they will deliver them to you within the hour (my experience has always been less than 15 minutes) whatever you order, charge it to your credit card, and refuse to accept tips. Read that sentence one more time. That's fucking awesome.
Seriously, I use it all the time. And they have a delivery guy named Fletch. He looks and acts exactly as you would imagine a man named Fletch to act, so I'm not going to describe his appearance or mannerisms, because trust me, you already get it. So basically it's like having a friend who is a super huge bitch.
"Hey Fletch, go to Target and get me some light bulbs, a 12-pack of soda, and a 50-pack of CD-R's"
"Okay, Dude!"
Also, I deeply believe that nobody on Earth owns a Scion except the people who own MonkeyThis.com. Those cars are just terrible in every way.
Also, there is a Left Behind videogame in which players must pray and sing hymns in New York City to convert the "neutral" to Christianity. They are also encouraged to create militias amongst themselves to kill some non-believers with modern military equipment.
I needn't say anything.
Seriously, I use it all the time. And they have a delivery guy named Fletch. He looks and acts exactly as you would imagine a man named Fletch to act, so I'm not going to describe his appearance or mannerisms, because trust me, you already get it. So basically it's like having a friend who is a super huge bitch.
"Hey Fletch, go to Target and get me some light bulbs, a 12-pack of soda, and a 50-pack of CD-R's"
"Okay, Dude!"
Also, I deeply believe that nobody on Earth owns a Scion except the people who own MonkeyThis.com. Those cars are just terrible in every way.
Also, there is a Left Behind videogame in which players must pray and sing hymns in New York City to convert the "neutral" to Christianity. They are also encouraged to create militias amongst themselves to kill some non-believers with modern military equipment.
I needn't say anything.