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What guys REALLY mean when they say...
When he says - “Maybe we could get together or something”
He really means - “I think you’re hot but am too scared to ask you out on a date so I’ll just dance around the question and hopefully you’ll make the plans for us”
What you should say - “Yeah, maybe”
When he says - “What time do you need to go to work?”
He really means - “I want sex”
What you should say - “Early”
When he says - “It feels like I haven’t kissed you for ages”
He really means - “I haven’t been laid in ages”
What you should say - “I’ve been busy”
When he says - “It’s not you, it’s me”
He really means - “It is you, I am just an idiot for not realising what a good catch you are”
What you should say - “That’s okay, I think I’m too busy for a relationship now anyway”
When he says - “I need a break”
He really means - “I want to have my cake and eat it too”
What you should say - “I think that’s a good idea”
When he says - “You’re beautiful”
He really means - “Right now, to me, you’re beautiful, but that doesn’t mean tomorrow you will be”
What you should say - Nothing. Just smile sweetly.
When he says - “I really like you but feel that you deserve more”
He really means - “You deserve more and I am being an asshole but can’t stop myself from being an asshole”
What you should say - “I do deserve more”
When he says - “I really like you”
He really means - “I think I may be falling in love with you but if I say that there’s no going back”
What you should say - “That’s great”
See how hard to read they are? Assholes. Just say what you mean, try that one.
When he says - “Maybe we could get together or something”
He really means - “I think you’re hot but am too scared to ask you out on a date so I’ll just dance around the question and hopefully you’ll make the plans for us”
What you should say - “Yeah, maybe”
When he says - “What time do you need to go to work?”
He really means - “I want sex”
What you should say - “Early”
When he says - “It feels like I haven’t kissed you for ages”
He really means - “I haven’t been laid in ages”
What you should say - “I’ve been busy”
When he says - “It’s not you, it’s me”
He really means - “It is you, I am just an idiot for not realising what a good catch you are”
What you should say - “That’s okay, I think I’m too busy for a relationship now anyway”
When he says - “I need a break”
He really means - “I want to have my cake and eat it too”
What you should say - “I think that’s a good idea”
When he says - “You’re beautiful”
He really means - “Right now, to me, you’re beautiful, but that doesn’t mean tomorrow you will be”
What you should say - Nothing. Just smile sweetly.
When he says - “I really like you but feel that you deserve more”
He really means - “You deserve more and I am being an asshole but can’t stop myself from being an asshole”
What you should say - “I do deserve more”
When he says - “I really like you”
He really means - “I think I may be falling in love with you but if I say that there’s no going back”
What you should say - “That’s great”
See how hard to read they are? Assholes. Just say what you mean, try that one.