Today.
Car Mechanic: And your phone number?
Me: 716 *** ****
Him: 716--where is that?
Me: Buffalo.
Him: Nice! Bet you're glad to get out of that cold!!
Me: No, actually I love the cold. This heat sucks; I'd rather ski anyday. I love Buffalo
Him: Well, give it a chance. NYC will grow on you.
[Two hours later]
Erick's colleague: You've just recently moved here, right?
Me: Yes, a little over a month ago.
Her: From where?
Me: From Buffalo.
Her: Good choice, good choice on the move...I bet you're so happy to live here now
[I tear out her throat]
Me: 716 *** ****
Him: 716--where is that?
Me: Buffalo.
Him: Nice! Bet you're glad to get out of that cold!!
Me: No, actually I love the cold. This heat sucks; I'd rather ski anyday. I love Buffalo
Him: Well, give it a chance. NYC will grow on you.
[Two hours later]
Erick's colleague: You've just recently moved here, right?
Me: Yes, a little over a month ago.
Her: From where?
Me: From Buffalo.
Her: Good choice, good choice on the move...I bet you're so happy to live here now
[I tear out her throat]