Because it needed to be said:

[eyesuphereplz]

Unless you're oblivious, I'm sure you've noticed this. But for those of you who are oblivious - I have an announcement

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[thebettersixth]

I hope he won't mind when I squeeze the life out of you.

[eyesuphereplz]

I'll slice you apart before you get another chance.

[thebettersixth]

You did a bad job of that before.

[eyesuphereplz]

I haven't just been sitting around doing nothing, y'know.

[thebettersixth]

Staring at those enormous breasts of yours doesn't count for something, either.

[eyesuphereplz]

Hahaha.

You're never going to get the chance to even touch me when we meet again.

[thebettersixth]

You'd like that, wouldn't you? For me to touch you again.

[eyesuphereplz]

...

You're sick.

[thebettersixth]

I can't wait to watch you pop.

[eyesuphereplz]

I can't wait to see you dead.

[thebettersixth]

You almost exploded last time. A few more seconds and you would have been everywhere.

[eyesuphereplz]

I've learned a few tricks since then.

[thebettersixth]

How to lunge without your breasts bouncing?

[eyesuphereplz]

Do you have a problem with my breasts?

[thebettersixth]

They're enormous and decrease your fighting skills.

[eyesuphereplz]

It's not like I can change their size - I just have to work around them.