Where's the rum. Shiver me timbers. Etc. Leave ye piratey comments here, because if anyone else makes another pirate joke to my face I'll rip out their insides and make them walk the plank off the side of the mountain.

Arrrrr. Jimlad.

Yar me hearties, avast and swab the decks!

Today be talk like a pirate day, and I'd be crazy in the longboat if I didn't take part, what with the patch, me eye swiped from me by a briney evil man thing from the deeps of the south. Yarrrrrrrrrrrg!