Come on, people

[eyesocketparty]

See? I'm fine. My heart's still beating. I don't go up like a match the instant my skin is exposed to the sun. I still have a reflection. The Xan-Man is just great.

Okay, so on occasion I sprout fangs and I sometimes have a hankering for a liquid diet, but I'm not a vampire I'm a... thingiewhatsit

Comments

[frostboy]

...I don't think you people know how unbearably confusing you are. :\

[eyesocketparty]

Oh, you have to know me for years before you understand the way I work.

[frostboy]

No doubt.

So, X-Boy, glass half-full or half-empty?

[eyesocketparty]

It's a glass, and it has stuff in it, there was more stuff, but now it is gone, but the stuff that WAS gone could be replaced.

[frostboy]

So in other words you're a, "Hell, there's still some shit in the bottle, just keep topping off m'glass," kind of guy?

[eyesocketparty]

EXACTLY! When you grow up on top of a Hellmouth, you really have to think like that or you go all kinds of crazy or end up dead.

[wicca_w0man]

I think it stems from the time he pushed a toy soldier up his nose when we were four.

[frostboy]

HAHAHAHA!

Do you have any more lovely stories of X-Boy's childhood, madam?

[wicca_w0man]

The name's Willow, and you better beleive it, me and Xand have known each other since we were in footise pajamas.

He's scared of clowns. TERRIFED of them. One chased him at a birthday party and it scarred him for life.

[eyesocketparty]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillll!!!

[wicca_w0man]

No. You're being punished for being an idiot.