Jan 24, 2008 19:55
See? I'm fine. My heart's still beating. I don't go up like a match the instant my skin is exposed to the sun. I still have a reflection. The Xan-Man is just great.
Okay, so on occasion I sprout fangs and I sometimes have a hankering for a liquid diet, but I'm not a vampire I'm a... thingiewhatsit.
So you can all call off your 'let's kill Connor now' parades (you too, Will, no spells), because I agreed to this. Of my own free will and everything. So there, thbbt and neener-neener-neener.
connor,
not a vampire,
everyone chill out