And a bottle of rum.

[eyesocketparty]

Yar me hearties, avast and swab the decks!

Today be talk like a pirate day, and I'd be crazy in the longboat if I didn't take part, what with the patch, me eye swiped from me by a briney evil man thing from the deeps of the south. Yarrrrrrrrrrrg!

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[funky_werewolf]

But why is the rum gone?

[eyesocketparty]

THE RUM IS GONE?!!

[funky_werewolf]

And I be askin' ye why!

[eyesocketparty]

Someone STOLE the rum! They need to be keehalled!

[funky_werewolf]

Make the bilgerats walk the plank!

[eyesocketparty]

AYE, TIED TO ROCKS!

[funky_werewolf]

Yarr!

Uh...

This is the day that you shall always remember as the day you almost... *staggers* Oh, that's why the rum's gone.

[eyesocketparty]

ARG!

Aye, that's true, me bunny-eating landlubber!

[funky_werewolf]

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!