I got stung by a bee today.

[eyes_of_horus]

On the fucking eyelid. Yeah. My eyelid. Bees sting when they feel threatened, and when they try to pull the stinger out, it rips their organs out and they die. Well, mr bee...sounds like you shouldn't have landed on a thin flap of skin that closes up and down every five seconds. Dick.

Oh, and REI offered me a job. Yay!