Okay, I almost wish I had some other 'bad habit' type thing that I could indulge in to make myself forget what I really want to do ( Read more... )

...So I finally make it off that Fire Escape and what happens to me?

I get fucking lost.

This shit is ten kinds of not fair. Seriously.

I haven't even found a supermarket, in like, three days. At least I've got my marshmallows...

Fuckbuckets.

I'm outta Marshmallows.

[Okay, I'm being a horrible person. Bad shit is gonna keep happening to ( Read more... )

The Zombies are still there. Christ, I'm starting to get tired, and I can't sleep or they'll eat me. This is not fair.

Would it help id I apologized to baby Jesus for everything I've done?

...no, if I did that God would probably just pull out a restraining order on me, and order me never to come near his son again.

Damnit.

Is this the karmic retribution for all those years? This is, isn't it?

I haven't been able to move from my fire escape. Fucking Zombies. Dear Christ.

Thank FUCK I had my bag full of sweets. Even if I already ate all my fruits, the sweets are keeping me awake enough that I won't fall asleep and get EATEN.

...fuck, this is so not fair.

[ ( Read more... )

Okay, so, okay, so

Okay.

So.

Zombies? They're not movie monsters. How is this shit even possible?! NO SENSE. NONE. FUCK.

Plus side, there's a Supermarket. Filled with food. So. That's, y'know, a good thing. And stuff.

...I need something sharp. And pointy. And Sharp and eyes christ I need eyes you have no fucking idea pointy that I can ( Read more... )

....Zombies.

There are fucking zombies.

Did I somehow manage to wander onto the set of a movie or something.

...holy shit.

the fuck.

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