additionally on the topic of apples: a few weeks ago I went to buy zestars from my farmer’s market apple guy.

Me: Isaac is off to college this year.
Apple Guy: *deer in headlights* no. I remember when you were PREGNANT with him. I remember BEFORE you were pregnant with him.
Me: 🤷🏻‍♀️ me too

I am making applesauce and it is making the house smell amazing

If I use up all the apples I bought I get to buy more apples

I don’t have an apple problem. YOU have an apple problem.